So.. today I had off work. Which was nice. I had plenty of things to do around the house, and other places; I was happy.
This morning I walked to the back of our house. For those of you who haven't seen it, we have a tiny little backyard before it hits the woods. We also have an arbor of sorts at the treeline; a very wild and uncouth wisteria grows there. It hasn't caught on yet that wisteria's usually bloom where they are planted. You enter there, and then go back this shady, little path lined by ferns and hosta's, ending at a little guesthouse, A.K.A playhouse infested with mice. ( I assume) It used to be anyway, and mice don't give up that easily, even if Shelton went in there with the .22 once upon a time.
So this aforementioned area.. ( not the guesthouse) was overgrown, and bothering me. Every time I went back there it would taunt me. So today, armed with a cute little scratcher thingee, and an even cuter little shovel, I waged war. Only, before I began I realized I had some VERY ineffective weapons. For, there before my very eyes, were hundreds of nasty little, and big, and bigger, Poison Ivy plants. I called Mom out to confirm that, yes, I was seeing correctly. ( So much for sueing the lasik surgeon)
So I went for garden gloves and a big shovel.. and ATTACKED! Yay! I won!
So a very wet and dirty person changed and went to wage another war on a plate of food.
Sitting at lunch I was highly amused by my parents reminiscing. It always works that way when they begin to bring out all the old-fashioned names that I've never heard before. The middle names are usually ordinary enough, but the first names are.. ahem, singular. Dad remembers a day when Flexible Joe walked into church, couldn't reach the hat hooks, and therefore threw his hat at the rack. His logic was that if he didn't make it someone would hang it for him. Miraculously enough, it made several graceful loops, and plopped happily onto a hook. Accordingly, a gentle snicker ran through the congregation. Apparently Flexible Joe earned his name by being able to bring his feet to the front of his hips, and walking on his knees.
Or how about the day a bride chased her brother right through the screen door with a big, fat, pin? (I've seen those pins, they're no joke!)
I've heard stories about Happy John, 'Pasching snitz,' Davy, ( Peach slice, Davy) ' Luftich' Aaron, ( hot air Aaron, because of his tall tales) and many many more besides. Every time I think I've heard them all I hear another one. The wives are generally denominated by their husbands name, and then theirs follows.
It's always funny to hear your Mom remark, " Huh.. the man actually managed to get married! Irvin, didn't he marry ____? Snickers.. that would make an interesting couple!" Dad answers consolingly, " Well, but they grew up... eventually."
I mowed the lawn today, all by myself! I have never operated a zero turn mower and honestly, I must have looked hilarious. I just couldn't make the thing do what I wanted it too! It would jerk out of it's way at the slightest THOUGHT that my hands had about moving. I'm afraid I left some very squiggled lines. Shelton, being the thoughtful person that he is, didn't let me see how much he was laughing at me. Humph, why are boys born knowing how to do everything? But I mowed about a third of the lawn, and after awhile had fun spinning in circles.
And here is a quote that I couldn't help laughing at. I've really been enjoying quotes lately. So please forgive me if you get tired of them.
"She dotes on poetry, sir. She adores it; I may say that her whole soul and mind are wound up, and entwined with it. She has produced some delightful pieces, herself, sir. You may have met with her `Ode to an Expiring Frog,' sir." -- The Pickwick Papers, Charles Dickens.